So the votes have been cast, the results have come in, and Britain is slowly finding out what a majority Conservative government is going to mean for the next five years. Gone are the LibDems (a soft-hearted check on the political rudder or an ineffectual nuisance, depending on your view), but while they and Labour root around for a new leader, and UKIP do their best to recreate the murder of Rasputin (Nigel Farage seems impervious to earthly weapons, and throwing him bodily into a freezing river is starting to look like the only option for getting rid of him), the opposition is effectively being led by the SNP and Nicola Sturgeon, ‘the Most Dangerous Woman in Britain’ (not my opinion, but Piers Moron, sorry Morgan). Continue reading →